欧布奥特曼黑暗形态:谁有英语故事或笑话

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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear......."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

The man replied, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

另一个：
A man goes by in the street and sees a beautiful woman, he stops and asks her: "Did it hurt?"
The woman who heard all the possible corny one liners replied:
"No. I had wings, but can I ask you something?"
The man, all intrigued nods.
The woman then asks him:
"Did it hurt?"
The man smiles as he think he knew what is coming.
After waking up in the hospital with a stab wound in his back, the man was asked by his doctors: "Did it hurt?"
The man all buffled asked them: "WHAT HURT?"
The doctors replied: "The woman who brought you in here said you were walking around the street with a knife in your back and every time she asked you if it hurts you smiled and asked her if it hurts.