制作纪念册的app:谁知道英语小故事或小笑话

转自水木社区，英语角（上边有更多，可以去看看）：
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发信人: Adair (永远的阿呆), 信区: EnglishWorld
标 题: 每周英文幽默
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Wed Jul 14 00:35:37 1999)

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"Sir, What is the secrete of your success?"
a reporter asked a bank president.
"Two words"
"And, Sir,what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"And how do you make right decisions?"
"One word."
"And,sir, What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir,what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"

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Deep within a forest a little turtle(海龟) began to climb a tree. After hours of
effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and
crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again,
jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a
branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her
mate.

"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted.(收养)"

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A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried
away and talks for two hours.

Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says; "I'm sorry I talked so
long. I left my watch at home."

A voice from the back of the room says, "There's a calendar behind you."

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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home
computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind
him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen,
squealing to the rest of the family,
"I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"

"What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.

Proudly she replied,
"Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk(星号)!"