临海恒源洁具谢东:急求用虚拟语态的英语小短问一篇(在线等~!!!)

（如果我是老师）If I were a teacher，这篇是虚拟语气-可以参考了，后面还有中文大意：）~~

If I were a teacher, I would not treat my students just as some know-nothing kids. I wouldn't give them homework that can never be done.If I were a teacher, I would try my best to let them like me, not be afraid of me. I wouldn't teach them just as if I were a sage. If I were a teacher, I would make friends with my students. I would respect them and understand them. If I were a teacher, I would make study a happy thing to my students, but not a burden to them.

I consider teaching is my job, mathematics is my profession, and Chinese computing is my hobby. I love my job and I take it seriously.I truely hope my country fellows can learn, discuss and think in our natural language: Chinese.
假如我是老师，我对待学生一定不像是对待不懂事的孩子那样，不会惩罚似的给他们留永远也做不完的作业。我会让学生们喜欢我，而不是害怕我。我不会像圣人一样地处处说教。如果我是老师，我会和学生们成为平等的好朋友，尊重他们，理解他们。使他们以学习为乐，而不是把学习当成一种负担。

送你一个实用的,将来追女朋友也能借鉴下,
呵呵，情书一封,在下学英语就是善于将语言和生活结合,
多切磋了!

Dear XXX:

If I were you boyfriend,
I would take care of love carefully.
I would give you a relaxing world.
giving you many jokes,laughter,ect.
I would take you to France,
enjoying the romantic atmosphere of old city.
If you were in a heavy rain,having to wait for me,
I would take umbrella to you,
keeping youself from the rain,
giving you a special sweet feeling.
Sometime,I am not good at saying these words:
"Dear XXX,I like you!"
If I would have a strong encouragement,
I would tell you :" I like you !"

亲爱的XXX：
假如我是你的男朋友，
我将好好珍惜爱的，
我将给你一个放松的世界，
给你好多笑话，笑声等等了，
我将带你去法国，
去享受那个古老都城的浪漫的氛围，
假如你困在大雨中了，不得不等我，
我将给你送去雨伞，
让你不被雨淋，
给你特殊的甜甜的感觉，
有的时候，我不善于说出那几个字，
“亲爱的XXX，我喜欢你！”
假如我有足够的勇气，
我要告诉你，“我喜欢你！”

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