丫蛋简介:急求中国式英语~~````

三块肉喂你妈吃（THANK YOU VERY MUCH)
1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁啊？
2.how are you?how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3.you me you me
彼此彼此
4.you give me stop!
你给我站住
5.konw is know noknow is noknow.
知之为知之，不知为不知
6.WATCH SISTER
表妹
7.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生风，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
8.american chinese not eough
美中不足
9.one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
10.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
11 If you want money,i have no.
if you wang life,i have one!
要钱没有，要命一条。
12 i call li old big. toyear 25
我叫李老大，今年25
13.you have two down son
你有两下子
14.as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！
15i give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face,i turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

危险 — 单脚拉屎
大学 — 由你玩四年

you me you me
彼此彼此
you give me stop!
你给我站住
konw is know noknow is noknow.
知之为知之，不知为不知

满搞笑的人才啊!!!

mouth to mouth
嘴对嘴（人工呼吸）

give you a color to see see
给你点颜色看看