彩光祛斑多少钱一次:谁给我两条英语趣事（用英语写的，没有汉语也没是，但要是趣事）

1.Who Is Going to Eat It?

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie.

Who is going to eat it?"

The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"

The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"

The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"

The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"

The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"

一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼，谁要吃呢？”

大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

父亲接着说：“明天我要杀一口猪，谁要吃呢？”

又是大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

父亲又说：“明天我们要耕地，谁想耕地呢？”

大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我，这次还是让其他人来做吧。”

2.Sooner or later

A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.

Judge: Have you ever stolen things?

Thief: Oh, now and then.

Judge: And where have you stolen these things?

Thief: Oh, here and there.

Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.

Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail?

Judge: Oh, sooner or later.