中科新闻网康福国际学校教师薪资:【轻松一下】笑话翻译
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Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
三人都在等待天堂的大门. 圣彼得说:"行,好人,这里几乎任何事情都会发生,但不论你做什么,从不说谎,还是用其他的永恒宇宙最丑的妇女. " 他们都同意,首次承认.家伙有大约一周前,他是多么富有,他在地球上. 巴姆! 在他看来是正确的一方,他所见过最丑的女人. 另外有一人在二周前,他的谎言,他是多么聪明. 巴姆! 在他身边出现第二次宇宙最丑的女人. 前两个家伙,他们是怪兽,街上看到的女性朋友三女走在最热门的人所能构想. 附注头两个家伙说:"你怎么用地,使滞留在路上,当我们这些坏女人?" 他说,婴儿的时候,"告诉他们," 她说,前两个家伙,"我说谎. "
不好笑啊