歌手第六期排名:我要找 中式英语

这可不是真正学英语的方法，不过作为娱乐，可以看看哦：）~~

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。你有两下

No three no four 不三不四
*People mountain people sea 人山人海
*Long time no see 好久不见
*Power line 电源线
*Morning three night four 朝三暮四
*Want mondy no, want life one 要钱不给, 要命一条!
*Money or life 要钱还是要命?
*Play a big knife before GuanGong 关公面前耍大刀
*Play an ax before LuBan 班门弄斧
*We are brothers, who and who ah 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊!
*Good good study, day day up 好好学习, 天天向上
*You ask me, I ask who 你问我, 我问谁?
*Ill give you some color to see see 我要给你点颜色看看!

standing flower

don't be old three old four
or i will give you some color to see

long time no see

good good study
day day up

补充两个：
1 Dog eye see people low. 狗眼看人低
2 Break your mother's dog's head. 砸碎你他妈的狗头
3 Tomorow morning, who get up who call who. 明天早上谁起的早谁叫谁 （以前宿舍里发明的）
4 You respect me one eat, I respect you one stick. 你敬我一尺，我敬你一丈。