工字纲和h型钢区别:用英文描述一下中心思想

下面这段拷自Google's Orkut的英文区里，三个人在骂一个人，请大家用英文描述一下，这三人“骂”的中心思想是什么。

Jesebelle: Yeah I've known this fucker since 1999, when I first met him online through a guy I was dating at the time. And I met him in person about a year in a half later. He's a cool dude, thinks he's the shit, but what can I do, you know? (: All I can really say about martinez is he's a great guy, and an even better friend. And like Angella says in her testimonial, he's got a hellacious sense of humour.

If he lived any closer to me, I'd probably have killed him by now for calling me jizz. bastard. (:
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Sylvia: Tony is owned by the best dog ever, makes my friends fall down with fright, and works in a bat cave...in short, Tony rocks....
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Robert: This guy thinks he he the greatest. What a Hockey prima-donna! You suck. LOL You know who showed you the ropes. Bow to your master. And only if you know Tony for as many years as I do can you get away with jabbering at him like that. He is the kind of friend you can consider family, even tho he is a moody bastard! lol