中科新闻网吃小龙虾吃头吗:紧急求助一篇英语演讲稿！
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话题三选一：
1.战胜困难（Overcoming difficulties）
2.发现自我（Self discovering）
3.我理想中的学校(My ideal school)
各位天才、神童们，拜托了！！！
1.战胜困难（Overcoming difficulties）
2.发现自我（Self discovering）
3.我理想中的学校(My ideal school)
各位天才、神童们，拜托了！！！
Ladies and gentlements, teachers, students, all people who is present here. I hope you 'll have a good night. Firsy of all let me present myself, I'm a student of 8th grade. Today I'm going to talk shit. I know it will be long, but I promise you with a surprise. You guy would never know that I'm gay(现在你可以听到尖叫声), then I'm also a she-male(这时你可以听到有老外的头撞地上的声音). Ok that's it for today and:" I'm gonna fuck all you motherfuckerz, you smell shit, all you motherfucker, all...(这时大家会向你扔东西, 手机, 石头, 什么都有,不过你得捡的快点, 因为保安人员正向你走来/...)
哈哈哈~~开玩笑的.