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猴子和鳄鱼
在非洲有一条大河, 这大河里住着两条鳄鱼，大河的岸上长着许多棕榈树，大河的中心是个小岛，岛上长着许多香蕉树。
有一天，两条鳄鱼浮在水面上，大鳄鱼对小鳄鱼说；“孩子、你瞧，岸上那棕榈树！”
小鳄鱼一看，啊，那棵棕榈树上有只小猴子，活蹦乱跳的。
“孩子，这几天妈妈嘴巴淡得很，想吃点什么新鲜的。你去把那猴子捉了来，我要吃他的心。”
“妈呀，我怎么捉得住猴子呢？猴子又不下水来，我又爬不了树。这事儿不好办。”
“你好好儿想一想，会想出办法来的。”
小鳄鱼想了半天，真的想出个办法来了。他爬上了岸，爬到棕榈树跟前，仰着头，对小猴子说：“小猴子，你玩了这半天，肚子不饿吗？”
“我真的觉得饿了，你听，肚子咕噜咕噜地叫呢！”
“你想吃香蕉吗？你瞧，那个小岛上香蕉可多啦！”
“不行啊，我不会游泳，怎么去呀？”
“咱们是老邻居了，我来帮你个忙吧！你骑在我的背上，我把你带到小岛上去，让你吃痛快。”
“啊，那太好了！嘻嘻嘻……我得谢谢你了！嘻嘻嘻……”小猴子从树上跳下来，正好跳到小鳄鱼的背上。
小鳄鱼驮着小猴子下了河，游呀，游呀，突然，把身上往下一沉，吓得小猴子哇哇叫：“哎呀，小鳄鱼，你可别开玩笑，我会淹死的。你快点游，游到小岛上去，我好吃香蕉。”
“嘿嘿，你想吃香蕉？我妈正等着吃你的心哪。”小猴子这才知道自己嘴馋，上了小鳄鱼的当。怎么办呢？他想了一想，对小鳄鱼说：
“你妈想吃我的心，好啊，你怎么不早告诉我？我光想着吃香蕉，把嘴带来了，可没把心带来。”
“那你的心呢？”
“我的心搁在棕榈树上呢。”
“啊！那咱们快回到岸上去，你把你的心带来。”小鳄鱼转过身子，游到岸边，小猴子连忙跳上岸去，三蹦两跳地上了棕榈树。
Monkey and alligator
Has a river in Africa, In this river is living two alligators, river ashore many palms, the river center is steadily an island, on the island steadily many banana trees.
One day, two alligators float on the water surface, the big alligator said to the small alligator; "The child, you looks, ashore that palm!"
The small alligator as soon as looked that, on that palm has a little ape, jumps for joy.
"The child, these days mothers the mouth is pale very, wants to eat any freshly. You went that monkey to seize, I had to eat his heart."
"Can the mother, how I seize the monkey? The monkey does not launch, I could not crawl the tree. This matter is not easy to do."
"You think well that, can find out the means to come."
The small alligator had thought the half of the day, really found out means to come. He crawls came ashore, crawls to the palm nearby, raises, said to the little ape: "The little ape, you played this half of the day, the belly has not been hungry?"
"I really thought hungry, you listen, the belly rumble rumble calls!"
"You want to eat the banana? You look, on that island the banana may!"
"Is not good, I cannot swim, how goes?"
"We were the old neighbor, I helped you busily! You ride in mine carrying on the back, I lead you to the island to come up, let you eat happily."
"That too was good! Hee hee hee hee... ... I had thank you! Hee hee hee hee... ... " The little ape jumps down step down from the tree, happen to jumps to small alligator's carrying on the back.
The small alligator carried on the back the little ape to get down the river, swam, swam, suddenly, downward as soon as sank the body on, frightens the little ape wah wah to call: "Oh, the small alligator, you may not crack a joke, I can be drown to death. You a bit faster swim, swim come up to the island, my delicious banana."
"Heh heh, you want to eat the banana? Which is my mother waiting to eat your heart." The little ape knew now at last oneself is greedy, on small alligator's working as. How manages? He thinks that, said to the small alligator:
"Your mother wants to eat my heart, is good, how do you tell me not early? I was only thinking eats the banana, has brought the mouth, but has not brought the heart."
"Then your heart?"
"My heart puts on the palm."
"! Then we return to the ashore to go quickly, you bring yours heart." The small alligator has transferred the body, swims to the shore, the little ape jumps up the shore to go hastily, three jumped two jumps on the place the palm.