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I went on a job interview the other day and they were like 'uhh, whats that smell?' and I was like,
'Oh, sorry, it's me'. And then they said they didn't think i'd be able to fit in with the other employees, 'cause
they're living and, you know, i'm dead, so i wouldn't be a team player. But then I said I could work 24 hours.
And they said 'Oh, right. You could work the graveyard shift
'Oh, sorry, it's me'. And then they said they didn't think i'd be able to fit in with the other employees, 'cause
they're living and, you know, i'm dead, so i wouldn't be a team player. But then I said I could work 24 hours.
And they said 'Oh, right. You could work the graveyard shift
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."